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SunDevilsFan



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Subject: A cute joke...
 
 Posted on Fri Jan 04, 2008 5:36 am  
Hope its ok to post....please feel free to delete if inappriopriate...



An elderly couple was attending church services;
about halfway through she leans over and says to her husband,
" I just let out a little silent fart, what do you think I should do?"
He replies " Put a new battery in your hearing aid."




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 Posted on Fri Jan 04, 2008 8:44 am  
LULZ!!!!
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Laura

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 Posted on Sat Jan 05, 2008 3:42 am  
Oh my God!! LOL
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 Posted on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:29 am  
OMG, can you imagine the embarrassment, LOL.
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 Posted on Sun Jan 06, 2008 4:34 am  
This 60 year old woman was walking along 5th Avenue when she heard a voice from above

"You will live to be 100."

She looked around and didn't see anyone. Again she heard "You will live to be 100."

Boy, she thought to herself, that was the voice of God. I've got 40 more years to live!

So off she went to the plastic surgeon. She got everything fixed from head to toe.

When she left the plastic surgeon's office, she got hit by a bus,died, and went up to heaven.

She said to God "You told me I would live to be 100. I was supposed to have had 40 more years.
So how come you let the bus kill me?".

God said: "I didn't recognize you".
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scott

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 Posted on Mon Jan 07, 2008 10:56 am  
Yeah sure,

How did she expect God to recognize when she got herself changed? Ha ha
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Subject: joke
 
 Posted on Mon Jan 07, 2008 6:51 pm  
i heard one similar to this the wife was haveing a surprise party fo her husband so she blindfolded him when he came threw the door and seated him at the dineing room table. after she walked out he hurried and left out a fart he was holding hopeing it would go away before she came back, a few minutes later she came back and took off the blindfold and everyone yelled surprize holding thier noses.
wonder what went trrough his mind ha ha lol
 
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Subject: jokes
 
 Posted on Mon Jan 07, 2008 8:42 pm  
OMG!! Those jokes were cute!! Thanks for the 'cheer-up'. I'm having a bitter day today.
 
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 Posted on Tue Jan 08, 2008 6:43 am  
Yuck!! but good joke. Poor guy...
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