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crackerjack

Joined: 03 Dec 2007
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Posts: 147

7 Magic Points

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:35 pm

There were these two cows, chatting over the fence between their fields.

The first cow said, "I tell you, this mad-cow-disease is really pretty scary. They say it is spreading fast; I heard it hit some cows down on the Johnson Farm."

The other cow replies, "I ain't worried, it don't affect us ducks."

crackerjack

Joined: 03 Dec 2007
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7 Magic Points

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:38 pm

There was once a snail who was sick and tired of his reputation for being so slow. He decided to get some fast wheels to make up the difference. After shopping around a while, he decided that the Datson 240-Z was the car to get. So the snail goes to the nearest Datsun dealer and says he wants to buy the 240-Z, but he wants it repainted "240-S".

The dealer asks, "Why 'S'?"

The snail replies, "'S' stands for snail. I want everybody who sees me roaring past to know who's driving."

Well, the dealer doesn't want to lose the unique opportunity to sell a car to a snail, so he agrees to have the car repainted for a small fee.

The snail gets his new car and spent the rest of his days roaring happily down the highway at top speed. And whenever anyone would see him zooming by, they'd say "Wow! Look at that S-car go!"

crackerjack

Joined: 03 Dec 2007
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Posts: 147

7 Magic Points

Sat Dec 15, 2007 1:39 pm

Recently, the Psychic Hotline and Psychic Friends Network have launched hotlines for frogs. Here is the story of one frog and his discussing with his psychic.

A frog telephones the Psychic Hotline and is told, "You are going to meet a beautiful young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog says, "This is great! Will I meet her at a party, or what?"

"No," says the psychic. "Next semester in her biology class."

goodnatured

Joined: 03 Nov 2007
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10 Magic Points

Sat Dec 15, 2007 10:32 pm

LOL, omg, I remember those frogs in phermaldahyde (sp) in biology, I always hated that class, 10th grade biology, it was so gross. I wonder if they still do it today, they used to feel so rubbery. Big ole white frogs, always wonder where the hell they got such big frogs?
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waliClovearee
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Subject: job of bookmakers.

Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:02 am

The role played by BWIN is vital to the gambling industry.

crackerjack

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7 Magic Points

Mon Dec 17, 2007 4:01 pm

what??????????????????????????

Keycleskectef
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Subject: He told me that if the

Tue Dec 18, 2007 8:06 am

Home owner loans are available for practically any reason.

Justin

Justin

Joined: 17 Jul 2006
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28942 Magic Points

Thu Dec 20, 2007 9:14 am

What are you people talking about?
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